Tom Wright-Piersanti

And the thoughts he has during the day.

Jul 2, 2008 1:36pm
My first chalkboard mural in the apartment My first chalkboard mural in the apartment
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Jul 2, 2008 1:21am
My powerbook wont get past the gray boot screen… HELP. My powerbook wont get past the gray boot screen… HELP.
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Jul 1, 2008 7:39pm

I'm almost certain I could

I’m almost certain I could write an ‘Everybody Loves Raymond’ Madlib that could be used as a skeleton for every living room scene.
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Jun 30, 2008 2:16pm
Appreciating symmetry at a big mall in Atlantic City. Appreciating symmetry at a big mall in Atlantic City.
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Jun 29, 2008 10:44pm

Why is WALL•E better?

The awful previews for Chihuahua, Pink Panther 2, and Madagascar 2 that run before WALL-E just exagerate the differences between them.

(I wrote that while in the theater, go HERE to read a much more full fleshing out of the idea)

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Jun 27, 2008 3:58pm
WALL-E might be the best Pixar movie ever. And that’s saying something. WALL-E might be the best Pixar movie ever. And that’s saying something.
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Jun 21, 2008 10:05pm
In my 21 years I have never been more disgusted… or turned on. In my 21 years I have never been more disgusted… or turned on.
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Jun 21, 2008 8:15pm
I hate everyone at the Seaside boardwalk. Scum. I hate everyone at the Seaside boardwalk. Scum.
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Jun 21, 2008 1:08pm
LOLOLOLOL LOLOLOLOL
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Jun 21, 2008 3:45am
This is from the credits of AMERICAN BEAUTY. Not a joke. This is from the credits of AMERICAN BEAUTY. Not a joke.
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Jun 20, 2008 2:59pm
Looking for a bedtime story just BURSTING with lulz? Looking for a bedtime story just BURSTING with lulz?
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Jun 18, 2008 9:49pm
at a bar in LBI… $6 for smithwicks on tap. booo. at a bar in LBI… $6 for smithwicks on tap. booo.
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Jun 10, 2008 3:23pm
cromwell sets up sound on the new tv! we got it for free. FREE. cromwell sets up sound on the new tv! we got it for free. FREE.
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May 31, 2008 8:34pm

"First day at the apartment" rant

Got the keys for 144 Easton, here’s how the first day went…

So, my landlord gave us a ring of random keys. We found 4 for the front doors, 2 for the back, one for my half of the apartment and none for the other half. There are about 6 doors in that have locks but no keys, and about 10 extra random keys that fit nowhere. The deadlock on the front door is busted, too, so break in that way.

Mold covering the bathroom ceiling. Possibly black mold, which is toxic.

Both bedroom doors in the back half do not close. One doesn’t fit in the doorway, and the other is just busted.

Gaping holes in numerous walls… we spackled today, but most of the holes demand something much more than spackling. These are some serious holes that the last tenants must have worked hard to cover up.

We were promised an attic… it’s boarded up.

Did I mention we had to use a credit card to break into the front half because we weren’t given keys for it?

Refridgerator shelves are smashed. Also, the stove in the front half does not function.

Found 2 dime bags and a vial… also, a bag of trash still sitting in the house. Proof that he literally did not open the door before giving us the keys.

In some parts of the apartment, there is random wire sticking out of the wall. I don’t know how they hid this form us, either.

Many windows do not have screens, the kitchen window is broken.

Of course, I’m leaving out many many things because I don’t remember them. But we have photos of all of it and a complete list. Oh, and our thermostat is completely busted.

If we were flipping a house or something, I’d expect these kind of repairs. But this is an apartment that is supposed to be completely fixed by the landlord before I pay my first rent check tomorrow. So he had better get his ass in gear and call people, because as renters, it is not our job to make the place habitable. That’s why your last tenants payed a god damned security deposit. Take that $3000 and fix my living space.

(pictures tomorrow)

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May 31, 2008 11:21am
found in my new apartment - coke vial found in my new apartment - coke vial
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