September 2009
http://twitpic.com/jb2lk - That’s Mischa Barton in the center (in the wacky jacket)
hate: jets had -3 total yards in 2nd Q. love: mark sanchez’s whispy mexican mustache
Damn, i kinda thought the jets were gonna go an entire season without letting up an offensive touchdown
And a happy birhday to my close personal friend Lil Wayne. What are we doing to celebrate, Weezy? Weezy F. Baby?
It’s so hard for me to see Kenny Britt get a huge reception against the jets, should i be happy or sad? SOMEONE TELL ME HOW TO FEEL
ex-QB brad smith just put ryan mouton in a sick sleeper hold to prevent him from picking up that fumble! what an athlete
Pitchfork has produced a rambling 3,000-word essay on the concept of “Indie.” Who didn’t see that one coming?
Yanks clinch the AL East, Jets win a big one. Good day for my pro teams!
Thewe is a kid in my cwass wiff a WEGIT speech impediment. Wike, he tawks wike a fwee-yeew-owd. I can’t take it.
http://twitpic.com/ja089 - Passion Pit
passion pit - little secrets live http://twitvid.com/52DAF
Happy 60th birthday, Bruce Springsteen. I don’t even know what to say, except that he is without equal. Greatest of all time.
To celebrate, here’s Thunder Road live. This song is timeless and beautiful and perfect. http://bit.ly/QGl1y
And if you’re done crying, here’s something to pick you up: Tenth Avenue Freeze-Out live from 1975 http://bit.ly/ag9Qw
You wish you took this class http://twitvid.com/95498
Appreciating voodoo dance http://twitvid.com/7D77E
Bill is the only thing I don’t like about King of the Hill. I’m uncomfortable that he’s retarded.
No wonder Smithers made me head bee guy…
Remember when Matthew Weiner made fun of that guy’s speech where he thanked the woman who gave him a kidney and saved his life? COMEDY GOLD!
Also, that hilarious self-depricating speech about how nerdy and ugly those writers were was given by ‘Community’ creator Dan Harmon. Sweet.
http://twitpic.com/iiw5n - TWO KINGS
It’s almost hard for me to watch Happy Gilmore, i’m physically in awe of its brilliance. What a perfect movie.
The Pats’ punter is named Chris Hanson? Ha! “Rex? why dont you take a seat right over there.”
Amazing that this is the Jets-Pats 100th meeting and the series record is 49-49-1
-2 passing yards in the first half for the Jets might be the saddest stat I’ve ever seen
And right after i say that, mark sanchez guns it down the field for a TD! thanks for reading my tweets in your helmet, mark.
My eyes feel like they bout to bug out my face
Also, if you aren’t a big jerk, read my review of NBC’s ‘Community.’ Starts tonight, don’tcha know! http://bit.ly/1K00Wk
“Wait a minute, NBC is showing what? When? Why the hell are you doing that?” I gotcha, buddy. http://bit.ly/Qq7gh
Oh, but also, I ruin just about every joke because I thought they were funny so I included them. So maybe don’t read it? Up to you.
http://twitpic.com/i2qlh - Fuck you parking meter
http://twitpic.com/i364n - This is some unhappy packaging…
http://twitpic.com/hytxg - Take your pick ladies…
http://twitpic.com/hy4k7 - @fakegregschiano here you go coach get fired up for saturday
As I was parking, the woman in the car behind me walked up and knocked on my window and said “my meter’s full and I’m leaving.” WOOHOO!
And don’t mind the repeating articles in some lists and lack of stories in some sections. What I’m saying is, just pretend it’s all awesome.
Yo mutha fukkas, I’ve been updating the shit out of http://inside-beat.com all day so go eat up the content. Don’t mind the empty sidebar…
http://twitpic.com/hz5w4 - An adorable young Jon Stewart
Watching the 14th Annual Young Comedians Show from 1991 on HBO, featuring John Stewart and Drew Carey. SWEET!
Just did a sick hack on http://inside-beat.com to eliminate the duplicate stories on the front page and it’s looking sick now.
And if you’re like “I don’t like fashion or Gossip Girl,” just shut up and read it anyway, I don’t like them either but I’m not complaining!
http://twitpic.com/hunm6 - This is the coolest Dashboard bug of all time
Choreographer, to my class: ‘come on, have you ever SEEN anything like this??’ Get over yourself, lady.
And here he is as Tim Burke, professional bunny stomper http://bit.ly/ZCnU4
Hey, that’s my teacher! http://bit.ly/3NCyAG
‘Road House’ star Patrick Swayze dies and then Roger Federer loses the US Open to some punk kid. I feel like crap.
http://twitpic.com/hpgnu - FOUND HIM!
http://twitpic.com/hn3e0 - ‘Oh god! Is he… is he dead? I didn’t mean to!’
Let’s all watch Road House over and over again http://bit.ly/4ztFs
Moss-T.O., Niners-Vikes! I’ve been waiting for this matchup for so long! Wait, what? They play for WHAT TEAMS? Since when!?