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Basically I’m looking at eS, Lakai, Vox, Emerica and Nike. And I’m looking for ~$60....

Looking for a pair of skateboarding shoes that are modern and cool looking without being crazy, and...

http://www.retardo.com/ — “The Leading Child Development Site on the Net.”...

the girl in front of me is using Word for Mac and is HITTING RETURN AFTER EVERY LINE to double space...

I forgot that one of the guys in the dating game in “Mallrats” went to Rutgers. I also...

Hoppy Bird-day tooth meat!

ITS MY BIRTHDAY! BIRTHDAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY: ITS MINE!

Just bought 60 cans of Pabst… the back of my car looks like I’m getting ready to host...

Getting ready for RU-USF. Could this be any earlier? You know it’s ridiculous when I have to...

Who else is spending their Fridays listening to the HMS Pinafore? Ladies, show of hands?

Since when has typing in del.icio.us just redirected to delicious.com? That’s bull. I always...

Think about this… “not see” sounds the same as “nazi.” “Do you...

ok so the fnl girl ended up being gay (isnt it always the case) but then landrys awful band did a...

zzoommgg the new hipster music girl on friday night lights just sang an old school flaming lips song...

It’s hard concentrating on my nerd studies (read: watching Blade Runner) while there are...

What should I watch on a Thursday night now that my few drinks have completely worn off, Marx...

After sending a text that I know I might regret, I always throw my phone onto the couch like...

I’m in a class held in a lecture hall (seats 300) with about 30 people in it., and some goth...

A woman just sneezed in class and it sounded EXACTLY like someone making a “bzeeeow!”...

Listening to Hodgman vastly outperform everyone on YLNT… His quickness just highlights how...

Isn’t it amazing how some people retain that “proud to be a freak” attitude long...

Now I’m watching Sanford and Son on TV Land while watching Redd Foxx on YouTube. Truly, this...

Watching the Frontline on Lee Atwater

By which I mean: when I first heard this song I thought it was “Fur Game Money” and that...

This is Byrd Gang Money!”

My hatred of “Golden Girls” knows no bounds. I can’t believe old people actually...

“I’m sorry, I cant. I have low blood sugar.” - the lie i just told to the people...

http://tr.im/107q — The least cool ringtone advertisement I’ve ever seen…...

something women might not know men do: when we approach another man and want to look tough, we...

Every time I eat a Butterfinger I’m like “omg i want moar” but then if I get...

http://tinyurl.com/39kwsz (In case my quoting of Lil’ Scrappy in the last tweet made you long...

T-Bone goes 6-6 on registration baby! Next semester, 18 credits, no class on Wednesday and Friday....

I wish I had tennis to watch… I’d do anything for the tennis channel. Do you know how...

Guy reading his essay to our class about what he felt when Obama was elected… it’s less...

I never heard the phrase “honey-do list” until yesterday, and now I’ve heard it 3...

Rutgers basketball kicks off tonight! Against POWERHOUSE Caldwell College. They have 3 residence...

If you’ve never been woken up by the sound of someone angrily raking broken glass off of...

The last two episodes of Friday Night Lights have featured songs by The Walkmen. What a cool...

Adult Swim tonight featured two “President reading book about goats to kids while hearing bad...

And final Adult Swim note: I have seen Drinky Crow pilot on [as] press site; it is very funny,...

Also, RE: Adult Swim — XTacles is really funny. Much better than Frisky Dingo ever was. And...

Getting some use out of the keyboard in my room… also, remembering that I’m not that...

On tonight’s episode of the new Adult Swim show XTacles, they reference a character...

Herm Edwards goes for two and LOSES! “You play to win the game! YOU PLAY TO WIN THE...

Eric Foster just made a HUGE goal-line stop for the Colts late in the game… sweeeeet! RUTGERS...

I just completed/submitted a very important assignment while drunk. Mistake? I don’t think...

Laying out a page in Quark 8 while drunk…. probably not my best idea, But I need to get...

Just saw a LOST commercial on ABC! Comes back January 21 with a 3-hour premiere event. YSSSSSSSSS

What Musburger said: “There is a young man who wishes he had a snap back.” What I heard:...

http://twitpic.com/kogx - Go Rutgers!

I hate when rappers declare “We did it again!” before the song even starts. How do you...

I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again: men dont get together enough and just chew...

You know? Am I right folks? I mean, come on! Sneezing like that… saying words, and...

…and it’s like “lol dude pick one, the sneezer or the blesser!”

Sometimes people’s sneezes sound like “blessyou

I just took an econ exam that featured the equation MRSxy = Px/Py. Yeah, you read that right: MRSxy....

http://tr.im/ukb - Debussy’s “Clair de lune” is the perfect song for tonight, or...

http://www.youtube.com/user/smalin - Just watch them all. Completely beautiful and mesmerizing.

I refuse to go back and read my drunk tweets from last night… whatever may have transpired,...

Obama referenced “Perfect Strangers” in his speech… “STANDING TAAALLLLLL on...

A parade full of college kids go marching down my street, chanting “O-ba-ma! O-ba-ma!” I...

I’m not one of those Diggers who immediately jumps on the bandwagon of anything XKCD…...

*I love America, there is no way that this could have happened anywhere else. A glorious two years,...

I love America. There is NO

I’m so sick of hypotheticals… I can’t take CNN when they play the “what...

Hank Williams singing at McCain’s bash… insert “ARE YOU READY FOR SOME (political...

Someone tell David Gergen to stop whispering, and that the god damn microphone on his shirt makes us...

These Senatorial results just get better and better… the Dems are doin’ it tonight...

Did you see that?? Obama is encapsulated in some sort of “cube of invincibility.” And...

Oprah’s right… this guy is un-fucking-believable. I feel like I’m on ecstasy right...

God DAMN it I love America. A black president, I’m so proud. I’m so, so proud… I...

One thing I have learned from this election night: Miller Lite and Snyder’s Hot Buffalo Wing...

Maybe it’s because I’m buzzing right now, but McCain’s speech is really sweet....

MSNBC guy: “We’re seeing… black faces on the screen, in celebration.”...

I’m so happy seeing Obama celebrate his victory by listening to some serious Motown!...

YES WE CAN! YES WE CAN! YES WE CAN! YES WE CAN! YES WE CAN! YES WE CAN! YES WE CAN! YES WE CAN! YES...

Talking about the new black America: “You can still watch 30 Rock, but now it has Ellen...

Come on North Carolina! Don’t be uncool! We’re all voting for Obama dude, just do it....

How did Jon Oliver just get away with saying “shitburger” ? Because I loved it!

I hate this… I dont want the campaign to be over… It was all I had for the past two...

Seeing the two of them sitting there… Stewart, Colbert… my heart is melting! I want to...

We are so close to Indecision ‘08… oh man am I fired up for live Colbert/Stewart!

According to the screen i saw on CNN, Obama is leading Florida 44-38! No possibility of math error...

LIVE VIA HOLOGRAM??? hahahaha CNN you always find new ways to make me hate you.

Don’t blame me… I voted for Saxby Chambliss!

I hate this… I dont want the campaign to be over… It was all I had for the past two...

The only bad part about Election Day: The COMPLETE LACK of anything remotely interesting happening...

http://twitpic.com/jzdn - What about non-voting felons like me? Do we get ice cream?

The only political thing I’ll say all day: HAPPY BIRTHDAY LAURA BUSH! SIXTY-TWO AND STILL...

Similarly: Sad, racist Japanese men listen to this on their Walkmen as they commit seppuku....

Sad, old racists are playing this song on their old-timey radios as they drive their Studebakers off...

It will be hilarious tonight when, at Obama’s victory speech, he suddenly throws on a turban...

NPR told me to do this! VOTING IN MILLTOWN NJ IS EXCELLENT. #votereport

Voting is the only thing I can think of where young people feel both “excited” and...

Cool or uncool: Herbal tea, apple butter on graham crackers, and old “How I Met Your...

“Each beard is unique, like a snowflake made of human hair.” —The Sarah Silverman...

http://tinyurl.com/6x7rdc - I’m sorry that I did not already know that there was a place named...

Jon Stewart, to young voters: DON’T BLOW THIS FOR US!

I think I might shave my beard of Obama wins. Something about “Change we can believe...

Barack Obama supports an 8-team playoff for College Football! I FINALLY KNOW WHO IM VOTING FOR!

http://twitpic.com/jtvb - One more night… lets do it!

As I walk out of class, I hear a girl shout “You know what I find attractive? Facial...

It would be hilarious if I slept through Election Day. If I woke up at 7:55 pm and threw on a...

Now they’re screaming “Real women got stretch marks! Real women got rolls!”...

Have you ever been in a class that is, by definition, “wilin’ out”? (You might...

The more I think about it, the more happy I am that Mitt Romney lost.

I had this feeling today, like “what if I go into the booth tomorrow and just suddenly vote...

“Joe the Plumber is such a garbage.” — one of my Korean professors

After seeing a YouTube comment by someone named “sing4gzuz,” I realized that there is...

And finally, just as I hoped, the Great Pumpkin segment was absolutely perfect. TOH was 3/4 tonight,...

The “Mad Men” intro that the Simpsons just did will be the most popular video on the...

TOH act 1 was weak. The strength of the Halloween specials are that they cram a lot of story into 5...

Treehouse of Horror opening was AWESOME. “This voting machine is rigged! I have to tell...

http://tinyurl.com/69n7xx - Why didn’t anyone tell me there was a new DEW logo? Zach from LPBW...

http://twitpic.com/jnsy - This towel is in my grandmas bathroom. YES.

http://twitpic.com/jmp9 - I have bad news: Facebook has informed me that Charles SexSymbol Allen Jr....

http://twitpic.com/jlpw - My bank just switched names today. Weeeird.

3 a.m. note to self: go to Burger King tomorrow. Now go back to bed.

Riding a bus home; Sitting around me: Batman, Wolverine, Hunter S. Thompson. In other words,...

I hate to admit it, but McCain was hilarious on SNL. Maybe its because im drunk. Probably. Im pretty...

I’ve never admitted this, but I’m terrified of ALF. I don’t think he is funny or...

After a scientific YouTube survey of dozens of 80s sitcom theme songs, I give the crown to...

It’s probably not a smart idea to Twitter while drunk. But I’m doing it anyway. HAPPY...

Today is the perfect time to reflect on the simle brilliance of the Simpsons line “Is this the...

Finally starting my homemade Treehouse of Horror marathon. Halloween!

HAPPY HALLOWEEN! Get into the spirit of things… http://tinyurl.com/5qghsy

Tea + Yo Yo Ma + everyone quietly sitting together on their laptops at 1 am = the coolest/gayest...

Best line of tonight’s Office… Creed, after seeing a Cornell pennant: “It’s...

My adorable Korean teacher pronounces the name Hugh as “Huge.” She just said...

Barack is killing it on The Daily Show… confident, great sense of humor, not to mention...

The moment after the final out of the World Series is the the most incredible time of the year for...

The Phillies win the world series. Booo. BOOOO.

I hate the Phillies and all their stupid South Jersey fans.

I feel like I’m watching an episode of “This American Life” hosted by Barack...

Whoever put the music in the “Little People Big World” episode where Matt goes to Iraq...

Basically, I’m saying it’s a perfect day for Jay-Z. Or half of the song “Swagga...

Today is so gray. I’m feeling some medium-hard rap. The Game, Weezy, Jeezy. NOT a day for...

I desperately need a Halloween costume, one that incorporates a strong beard kind eyes. Ladies?

Tonight at 8 pm, Barack’s half-hour commercial on NBC and Fox. (Also new Pushing Daisies...

This is weird… Kobe Bryant, Michael Phelps, Alex Rodriguez and Tony Hawk star in a new Guitar...

http://tinyurl.com/esw2m The Sartorialist: Photos of people in NYC, Paris and Milan wearing high...

Sherman Alexie = maybe the best guest in the history of the Colbert Report.

Though it is annoying how all the Peanuts characters refer to it as “tricks or treats”...

Sally, on trick or treating: “Are you sure it’s legal? I dont want to be accused of...

“It’s the Great Pumpkin, Charlie Brown” is on ABC right now! watch it watch it...

Go back and listen to Bush’s speech when he first gave Saddam the ultimatum, the calmness in...

Kat-Tun would like to wish you a merry Christmas! http://tinyurl.com/6zyfvm

http://tinyurl.com/6zt9n8 Don’t believe me? This is popular group Kat-Tun. Believe it or not,...

NEW PLAN: I have learned that all Japanese male stars emulate homosexuals without actually being...

There is, in fact, a Japanese boy band named SMAP. You refuse to believe it, but it is true!...

Its young Wayne on them hoes, make a stripper fall in love T-Pain on them hoes.

http://twitpic.com/im2l Let it snow, let it snow, let it snow! New Brunswick gets an early Christmas...

It’s snowing in central Jersey! ITS A HALLOWEEN MIRACLE!

Attention: There is a show on TLC called PURITY BALLS. Do what you see fit with this information.

I cant blame Kazmir for the situation the Rays are in right nowj the ump is forcing him to hit a...

Phillies pitcher standing on second… this is the first time I’ve even seen a baserunner...

Things arent looking good for my Rays… I’m coming to terms with the sad reality that we...

There is a girl in my class who refuses to accept that a human being may view another sexually. All...

Guy in my class has slingbox sending live video to his Palm… SO COOL. Watching the world...

Girl 1 is now doing a presentation on hegemony. Wait, what’s this? Is she somehow relating it...

UPDATE 1 HOUR LATER: I am wearing the cardboard pants, loving it. No one views me as a sexual being...

Girl 1 disagrees, feels all women who acknowl